How losing your virginity is like learning to drive a car: a lighthearted, comical guide

1. Be comfortable and ready. Otherwise, don’t do it.
2. Make sure you’re protected or you will get into an accident.
3. Start out slow, then gradually increase speed.
4. Stop if something is wrong or if you need to.
5. Don’t run anyone over.
6. Make sure no obstacles are in your way.
7. Don’t go into forbidden areas unless told otherwise.
8. Obey all signs.
9. Wear appropriate attire.
10. Relax and have fun.

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