Things to never say to someone who has returned to dating

1. They look just like your ex.
2. Do you seriously need someone in your life?
3. I guess this is the new flavour of the month.
4. There goes another one to join the parade in between your legs.
5. I don’t think that they are right for you. (Insert not so perfect significant other that you think everyone should be like) and I do this and you guys don’t.
6. So when’s the wedding?
7. Maybe if you were skinnier/muscular/prettier/smarter etc., you would have more luck.
8. I liked your ex better.
9. Why are you bothering if they don’t have money?
10. If they don’t go for you, can I have them?

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