Things to never say to someone who has returned to dating

Things to never say to someone who has returned to dating

1. They look just like your ex.
2. Do you seriously need someone in your life?
3. I guess this is the new flavour of the month.
4. There goes another one to join the parade in between your legs.
5. I don’t think that they are right for you. (Insert not so perfect significant other that you think everyone should be like) and I do this and you guys don’t.
6. So when’s the wedding?
7. Maybe if you were skinnier/muscular/prettier/smarter etc., you would have more luck.
8. I liked your ex better.
9. Why are you bothering if they don’t have money?
10. If they don’t go for you, can I have them?

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